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Being a Pisces is love.


Guard is love.


Rifles are love.


Flags are love.



ColorGuard/WinterGuard = love, nothing else to it peoples.

On the eighth day, God created colorguard....
Never underestimate people in large groups with weapons

~*~*~*ColorGuard Excuses For EVERYTHING~*~*~*~
"I'm right and everyone around me is wrong"
"My rifle got stuck in the basketball hoop."
"They ARE out to get me!"
"Cramps"
"If I live to see tonight I'll figure out how to do it."
"That's not how I was told to do it"
"I didn't know it would break if I dropped it"
"It must be the tape"
"I never asked to be captain"
"A freshmen can't do THAT"
"Hey, we never said we were GOOD"
"I did it right it was everyone else who was wrong"
"Thats what I just did"
"Looks better this way"
"The tempos not right"
"She didn't march right and got me off."
"ITS NOT MY FAULT"
"The air conditioning was blowing to hard"
"I can't find my equipment"
"Are you sure I'm doing it wrong"
"This is the way I was taught"
"I don't have any hand and eye coordination"
"My arms are about to fall off"
"My eye hurts"
"I'm thirsty"
"You changed the routine"
"Well of course i screwed up this isn't my flag someone stole it!"
"I can't help that I'm the only one who knows how to do it right"
"I can't perform in front of hot guys"
"That was 10 push-ups I swear!"
"You just put me in the back cause I'm ugly"
"I can't hear you.. this gym echos"
"I'm just saving my energy for the show"
"Scooch over, your too close."
"Thats my spot"
"I cant toss that straight"
"It was a 45 not flat"
"Well I did so many plies yesterday I can't walk.
"It's cold, it's raining, I'm numb and I wanna sleep"
"Sorry brain fart."
"My shoe came untied."
"My flag has PMS."
"They're all off count and I'm right."
"I was watching her!"
"I don't move that way!"
"Uhhhh can u do that one more time?"
"I am streching!"
"Well I didn't have any time to sleep I was here practicing with you"
"You wrote it. You should know it."
"I swallowed an ice-cube. I might die soon"
"You wrote it. You should know it."
"I swallowed an ice-cube. I might die soon"
"The devil made me drop it"
"What's my motivation"
"You meant 5 AM?"
"I got a sail"
"The rifle bit me"
"My flags afraid of hieghts"
"I've only got two hands"
"How Many?"
"Isnt today a holiday somewhere in the world?"
"Its the spandex"
"How are we supposed to do that?"
"A bee stung me - A bee stung me again"
"But i'm only an alternate"
"But we were supposed to go home 20 min. ago"
"You said 5 min., it's only been 2"
"The compititions where?"
"But i already dyed it blue"
"But i just pierced it yesterday"
"But it's my birthday"
"Go where in 4 counts?"
"I burnt my hair on the curling iron"
"It makes me look fat"
"It makes me look too thin"
"Can you show us again"
"I'm dizzy"
"How am i supposed to spot when she keeps moving?"
"But it's raining"
"But I couldnt go home before practice"
"But I came straight from work"
"My boyfriend wont like that"
"This song is boring"
"This isnt fair!"
"I cant find it, i saw a drummer with it last"
"I dont own a toaster"
"My toaster is unplugged
**(toaster- plane in which you are supposed to keep your flag in)"
"Aim for the saxes"
"Aim for the drummers"
"Its got a mind of its own"
"Its gravitys fault"
"Im the cutest one here anyway"
"Theyll all stare at my butt anyway"
"It looks better faster...watch"
"I was just showing everyone what NOT to do at a show."
"Just making sure everyone was paying attention."
"Everyone else is wrong.. I'm right."
"But jazz running makes me look like a deer!"
"I cant jazz run that slow!"
"I cant jazz run that fast!"
"Ive never been able to jazz run."
"I had to fix my hair."
"Oh, you start on your left foot? Aaaaah..."
"I dont know HOW to do eye-liner."
"But I NEVER wear make-up!"
"That much lipstick looks stupid on me."
"I AM wearing enough make-up!"
"Someone took my flag!"
"I was watching her and SHE was wrong!"
"But the captains werent smiling..."
"I only faked the toss that one time..."
"My leg hurts."
"Nobody ELSE is doing it that way..."
"If i put my head up, I cant see what Im doing/where Im going."
"We learned that 3 WEEKS ago!"
"I cant practice at home because my flag doesnt fit in my car."
"These hand flags are different from mine."
"They didnt teach us that at tryouts."
"I'm PMSing." [sorry guys you cant use this one]
"If you want to pay for my dental bill, Ill catch it like that!"
"Shes speaking another language."
"I'm sorry i was distracted by the other band."
"I didnt catch the toss because I was too busy flirting with the Cymball line!"
"I am wearing enough glitter!"
"I have too much hairspray in! I cant get my hand though my hair!"
"I didnt eat dinner."
"This flag is weighted funny."
"I cant get there in 4 counts."
"I can do eyeliner - just not on a bus going 60 MPH!"
"My flag is mad at me."

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